“Trying to string it together”
We’ve been time-traveling for quite a while now and this has brought with it some much needed experience. The sort of experience that tells Stuart that a Dairy Milk based easter egg will always taste better than any of the competitors. The sort of experience that tells us to bring more than one copy of The Reader’s Digest. The sort of experience that tells Matt that a banjo can be a joy to listen to but it rarely is when continuous play enters into the fifth hour. (I can hear some of you asking: “How long does it take to travel through time?”)
Entering a new era
What we’ve also learnt is that trying to save the world can be a slow process. Between February 2010 and May 2011 we have done, a record breaking, 14 presentations. That means we have attempted to educate nearly fifty “past-people”. We have come to realise that that will not be enough to save the world, in fact, it will barely be enough to save 50 “past-people” because most of those seemed to be convinced that we were either mad, bad or a comedy double act.
So we enter a new era. An era when we will absolutely not stop, EVER, until you are SAFE. We have an upcoming presentation that we think you’d do well to attend – we will enter our full presentation into your heads so that you, the past, will be safe from the horrific future.
And to answer the question that some of you were asking (“How long does it take to travel through time?”) I will say this: “How long is a piece of string theory?”
